Murder Geese
Truly my friend growing up was attacked by a goose. He was messing around with the goose, it was his fault. I’m on the goose’s side.
These geese run the streets
There ain’t no peace when the beasts are freed
They say only crows can murder
But if you investigate further
The goose is absurder
With murder
Honk, honk: stab
Wet feet, scary beaks
Big goose energy
Scary streaks
They say only crows can murder
But if you investigate further
The goose is absurder
With murder
Honk, honk: stab
Honk, honk: swipe your feet
Honk, honk: stab
They’re gonna get you
Honk, honk: steal your car insurance
Honk, honk: steal your car
Honk, honk: Impersonate you on the internet
And then buy a bunch of things you don’t need
Wrecking up your credit card bills
Goose related stuff
Honk, honk: stab
Honk, honk: steal your car
Honk, honk: stab
These geese run the streets
They say only crows can murder
But if you investigate further
The goose is absurder
With murder