Michael Squiers
Ay
At my local guitar center
Everything seems cool
Oh God…
It’s that time of the year, isn’t it?
It’s Halloween
Someone got a Michael Squiers mask
I think it’s Michael Squiers over there
Oh boy
I’m scared
I don’t wanna be here
I’m scared
Michael Squires is near
Yeah, I don’t need any help
You can put that pointy Jackson down
And just stay over there at the other side
I don’t need any help, Mr. Squires
I’m good
You can move away now
Y’know… I don’t need any help
Just put the Jackson down
Put the pointy edges…
I just…
I’m gonna go to the other side of the store
And check out the acoustics, okay?
You just stay here
Michael Squires is near
I’m scared
And I don’t wanna be here
I justa wanna check out the acoustics
Michael Squires is near
Oh God
I’m scared
I don’t wanna be here at all
Okay…
I’m just checking out the acoustics, sir
You don’t need to worry about it