I Am a Full Grown Man and I'm Wearing a Retainer

I Am a Full Grown Man and I’m Wearing a Retainer

I am a full grown man and I’m wearing a retainer

Every dentist I’ve ever been to said it’s a no-brainer

It cost a little money, and I look a little funny so I wrote you this explainer

‘Cause if you talk trash about my teeth

You’re gonna need a lawyer

On retainer

source: Genius